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Maharishi Dayanand College Of Arts, Science & Commerce, Mumbai

Also known as: MD College coz half the crowd can’t pronounce the whole name and the rest don’t know what it stands for. Location: The college is surrounded by 3 ad agencies, McCann, Leo Burnett and Grey (often mistaken to be malls till the BMM students clear the doubt). There’s a vetenary hospital opposite the building. A traditional bull standing ...

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Sathaye College, Mumbai

U know U R in Sathaye College, Mumbai when: – The peon at the gate won’t let you in, unless you are wearing your identity card around your neck. – Favourite footwear includes chappals, floaters and sneakers (which is the height of sophistication, meant only for special occasions. Socks and leather shoes are either outlawed by the dresscode or are ...

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College Of Engineering Pune

U know U R in College Of Engineering Pune when: – You go to camp for BIRD WATCHING. – You see guys exchange FRIENDSHIP BANDS with each other. – You’ll see a long queue for free net surfing – All your teachers lecture in slang, patented to this region. For eg: “Thees ees ye impotent compootar prograyme.” – Girls wearing ...

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K.C. College, Mumbai

U know U R in K.C. College, Mumbai when: – You are chased away by the watchman for standing inside the campus (the concrete path is the lone place for students to hangout inside the college). – Students go to the Butterfly Café (HR’s canteen) instead of their own. – There’s a notice on every floor that says ‘Lift not ...

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Fr. Agnel (Junior College), Bandra

U know U R in in Fr. Agnel (Junior College), Bandra when: – Every student is wearing an uniform. – Every Tom, Dick and Hari wants to become an engineer with 45%. – Chadti Jawani is the hippest song in the campus. – The definition of fun is wooing the babes who come down bandstand for a walk. – The ...

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Pimpri Chinchwad College of Engineering, Pune

U know U R in P.C.C.O.E. (Pimpri Chinchwad College of Engineering), Pune when: -You have never heard about it before. -You did not get admission anywhere else. -The college building is mistaken for the Cartoon Network headquarters (name a colour and its on the building). -A date means sitting in the college canteen to have a vada pav. -So called ...

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Royal College, Mira Road

U know U R in Royal College, Mira Road when: – You wonder what is so ROYAL about the college. – You often get confused between the canteen and the loo. – You have to remove your shoes outside when entering the Computer Lab as if it was a temple. – You have to follow almost Taliban style dress code ...

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South Gujarat University

U know U R in South Gujarat University when: – You find yourself sharing an auto with six other people to get to college. – Most students wear Metallica T-shirts although half of them can’t even spell Metallica. – The students think that ‘Barbie Girl’ and ‘Brazil’ are the latest English songs. – 95% of the dances in college festivals ...

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V. G. Vaze College (Kelkar), Mumbai

U know U R in V. G. Vaze College (Kelkar) when: – The most feared person the college campus is the canteen manager, fondly known as ‘Mama’. – Roaming around in the corridors is a ‘punishable offence’ for JC students. – ‘Raids’ are conducted in the canteen, common rooms and the library to see if JC students are bunking. – ...

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Mithibai College, Mumbai

U know U R in Mithibai College, Mumbai when: – The lavatory is more state-of-art than the laboratory. – The smell of Pav Bhaji from the canteen infests the whole college at 8:30 every morning. – A chick/babe is a species normally found in the Arts faculty only. – Having a Pizza Hut outlet in the college campus makes the ...

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