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Classic JAM

My Lies It has been hailed as the best biography since Hillary Clinton’s His Lies. Some have compared it to Monica Lewinsky’s Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind. It, is Bill Clinton’s memoirs, the very honestly titled My Lies. Presenting some intriguing excerpts from Bill’s masterpiece. On His Childhood My mother caught me undressing my cousin’s Malibu Barbie doll when I ...

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Breaking News

Indian Cricket Fans Begin Fund to Support Sreesanth Following India’s epic win against Australia in the Twenty20 World Cup Semi-final pace bowler Sreesanth was fined again for excessive appealing. Now a whole bunch of cricket fans have decided to come together and contribute a monthly amount into a Sreesanth Freedom of Speech Fund. “He is an emotional young cricketer who ...

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Doggedly dodging the chores (part2)

In part I Aditya kulkarni manages to convince his wife to go along with his bidding game to share household chores. Legend has it that jon nash invented game theory to figure out the best strategy that can be used to pick up girls in a bar. This eventually led to the nobel prize in economics (and he also got ...

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The Great Indian Democrazy

Paras talks to a self proclaimed Indian Obama who can’t seem to stop using the phrase Chaa Mailaa Disclaimer: The interview below is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to any politicians dead/alive is purely co-incidental. Even if not, we don’t claim responsibility. In November 2008, Americans voted in record numbers in a landmark election which gave America it’s first ...

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Sweet Child O’ Mine

Usko hai aisi hansi joh aisi dikhe mujhe Yaad dilaye mere bachpan ki yaadein Jahan sab kuch Hota aisa fresh, jaise neela ambar Ab kabhi jab uska chehra dekhoon Woh le jaye mujhe woh khaas jagah pe Aur main lamba dekhoon toh Main tut ke roh padonga Oh, oh oh oh meetha baccha o’ mera Oh, oh oh oh meetha ...

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Hair Improvement

The Wife ordered me to get a haircut the other day. I usually follow orders, but with this particular order, I was hesitant. You see, I hate going to barbers. I have this (somewhat unreasonable, but highly plausible) feeling that barbers are agents of an alien army, and that they are just waiting for the right time to start their ...

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Leave Studies – 25 Ways To Slack Off Creatively!

Pay careful attention to this piece for a while and take in every little detail, for if you master Paras Sharma’s techniques, you’ll never have to break a sweat again. Once again, the time has come when college lectures come to a grinding halt and the tez talwaar of exams dangles perilously over your head. The time when all your ...

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Patrick Swayze – She’s like the wind

(Lyrics Hindi mein!) Woh hai hawa ki tarah mere jhadiyan ke paar Woh chalaati hai raat mere bagal mein Woh le jaati hai mujhe chandni paar Sirf jalaane mujhe suraj se Usne le liye mera dil Par pata nahi use, kya kiya hai usne Mehsoos karoon apne mooh par uski saas Uska badan mere pass Dekh nahi sakta uski aankhon ...

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Preventing is Better than Cure!

Friends, Romans, Countrymen Lend me the ears And kindly to pay attention To what Im saying here. We must come together And act fast, fast Otherwise there will be One more blast! From today only We must act like spy And not touch object That we don’t identify. Even if it is small plastic bag On side of the road ...

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