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Pimpri Chinchwad College of Engineering, Pune

U know U R in P.C.C.O.E. (Pimpri Chinchwad College of Engineering), Pune when: -You have never heard about it before. -You did not get admission anywhere else. -The college building is mistaken for the Cartoon Network headquarters (name a colour and its on the building). -A date means sitting in the college canteen to have a vada pav. -So called ...

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Royal College, Mira Road

U know U R in Royal College, Mira Road when: – You wonder what is so ROYAL about the college. – You often get confused between the canteen and the loo. – You have to remove your shoes outside when entering the Computer Lab as if it was a temple. – You have to follow almost Taliban style dress code ...

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South Gujarat University

U know U R in South Gujarat University when: – You find yourself sharing an auto with six other people to get to college. – Most students wear Metallica T-shirts although half of them can’t even spell Metallica. – The students think that ‘Barbie Girl’ and ‘Brazil’ are the latest English songs. – 95% of the dances in college festivals ...

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V. G. Vaze College (Kelkar), Mumbai

U know U R in V. G. Vaze College (Kelkar) when: – The most feared person the college campus is the canteen manager, fondly known as ‘Mama’. – Roaming around in the corridors is a ‘punishable offence’ for JC students. – ‘Raids’ are conducted in the canteen, common rooms and the library to see if JC students are bunking. – ...

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Mithibai College, Mumbai

U know U R in Mithibai College, Mumbai when: – The lavatory is more state-of-art than the laboratory. – The smell of Pav Bhaji from the canteen infests the whole college at 8:30 every morning. – A chick/babe is a species normally found in the Arts faculty only. – Having a Pizza Hut outlet in the college campus makes the ...

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Thomas Bapista Junior College, Vasai (W)

U know U R in Thomas Bapista Junior College, Vasai (W) when: – You have to wear a uniform. – You’re asked to bring your parents to college if you are caught with gel in your hair. – You are given a ‘late’ remark if you don’t reach on time. – You are charged ‘Computer fees’ for invisible computers. – ...

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Classics Revisited@Malhar ’04

Classics Revisited@Malhar ’04, St. Xavier’s College, Mumbai It’s that time of the year again. Prep for the 26th year of Malhar has started at Xavier’s. The theme this year is ‘Classic’ as Malhar revisits the days of yore. 1100 volunteers are expected to sign up, and over 20,000 students are anticipated to visit. There have been a few changes in ...

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Weird Prof Species – 8 years, 8 namunas

SIKHANA MANA HAI Professors are supposed to inspire the next generation. But inspire us to do what? Here are 8 prof species who deserve to be blacklisted. IGNORAMUS No one has ever seen him get upset. Students love to attend his lectures as they can do absolutely anything during them and yet he won’t say a thing. He concentrates so ...

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Bhola’s Classes, Mumbai

Branch Manager He does nothing but sit in his A.C office all day. The only time he comes out is to yell. His hobbies include confiscating I-Cards and threatening the students. Tip: If he takes your I-Card, go to his office and start speaking to him in English real fast. He`ll give it back. Mr Kandhani Saphalta Ki Safari Always ...

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B. V. Polytechnic, Mumbai

Mr I-Don’t-Care: He is the type of prof who doesn’t care whether you attend or bunk his lectures. You can enter the classroom anytime you like by giving him any silly excuse. Noise level in his lectures: From silence at the begining to more than 100 db at the end. Attendence: 0% – 100% depends on whether the students want ...

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